Could placing a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a creationist leisure centres swimming pool?

9 Comments

1. Alex says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   I think it’d just be called ‘murder’.
2. Amazing Jesus says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   Noob.
3. USER1.¹ says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   No. Attempted is when you don’t succeed.
4. idoubtit2 says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   That’s the funniest thing i have read this year! Thanks! It would sure tempt the idiots but it would be their "free will" that does them in! Gods fault not anybody else’s! It would be a case of unintentional suicide! Hey knerd boy in order to scratch it they would have to dive in and sniff it under water therefore killing them selves!
5. I AM A KNERD BOY says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   no, but its really a bad place to put a scratch and sniff sticker, because nobody will be able to scratch and sniff it unless the pool was drained and the sticker dry. That doesnt happen very often in swimming pools.
6. Renone Montanez says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   Jesus said that creationism is the only way into heaven! Read John 3:87!
7. paulathome says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   Not at all! it would Only be Dangerous for Numb headed thrill seeking Nerds, so no danger as compared with a regular Pool. titter
8. SeeWithGreaterEyes says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   11/20/04 From God The Father – A Letter Given to Timothy, For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear

   I am The Lord your God, I am The Only God, and to you I speak this day of those things which must shortly take place. For the tide has turned, and those married to this world have forsaken Me. They have turned away and fight against Me, yet I shall surely turn many back again. And though they are a very hard-hearted generation, a very foolish and deceitful generation, who say, “God is dead, and The Christ only myth”… Behold, I shall turn them back again!
   Therefore I say, to this most wicked and adulterous generation: Know you not, that vipers have latched onto you?! Behold, every manner of snake has filled you with poison, and soon you will be devoured and find yourself in the belly of the beast!… Therefore fear, I say! Fear! For vipers are already among you, and the beast waits eagerly to devour you! Yet understand this: The beast fears also. At his very heart he trembles, for he knows I am coming down.

   Behold I am coming down!…

   To speak to those of this wicked generation, who say I am dead,
   To show them the mighty hand of God!…

   For I shall divide the heavens
   And shake the earth with My voice!

   Behold! This generation has awakened a sleeping giant! To wrath and to judgment have they awakened Him! For His anger burns hot!… Seven-fold does it burn! For seven years I shall pour out judgment, and My fierce anger shall be revealed in all the earth! Then they shall know, I AM THE LIVING GOD, shattering every doubt! Then shall the division be made clear, and much rebellion shall ensue!
   Peoples of the earth, turn to Me or against Me, for the truth of My being is beyond all argument!… Choose, I say! Choose!… For not one, who dwells upon the earth, will remain in ignorance of Me or My Word in that day! All will know, I AM THE LORD!
   And when the time of choosing is ended, and the death of the saints is finished, those who remain true to the beast will gather together against My holy city, to fight against The King and make war. Then shall The Son of Man appear, in full power and great glory, coming upon the clouds! And His saints do follow Him! For His power is the power of God! And His glory, an all-encompassing fire!… Woe to all those who gather together to fight against Me! They shall be consumed in the brightness of His coming and slain with the sword of His mouth! For He has cleansed the earth with His blood… And by the blood of evil men will He finish it!

   Therefore, let this be a sign unto you:
   First, the reaping of all who belong to Me.

   Then shall I shake the very foundations of the earth,
   To loose yet even more harvest.

   Then shall I wipe the slate clean, it is finished…

   Behold, a New Day!
9. Vicky Gretchen says:

   January 9, 2012 at 12:00 am

   No, I honestly don’t think they’re that stupid.

   Also, is there really a creationist leisure centre swimming pool? If it exists, I change my answer to yes.